hailohyreurningfesival,oldbishopvalenine!greaishynameinherubric,houvenerablearchfmenofhymen!immoralgobeween!whoandwhama

erofpersonarhou?arhoubuaname,ypifyinghereslessprinciplewhichimpelspoorhumansoseekperfecioninunion?orwerhouindeedamoralpree,wihhyippeandhyroche,hyapronon,anddecenwnsleeves?myseriouspersonage!likeunohee,assuredly,hereisnoohermiredfaherinhecalendar;nojerome,norambrose,norcyril;norheconsignerofundipinfansoeernalormens,ausin,whomallmohershae;norwhohaedallmohers,origen;norbishopbull,norarchbishopparker,norwhigifhouesaendedwihhousandsandenhousandsoflileloves,andheairis

brushdwihhehissofruslingwings

singingcupidsarehychorisersandhyprecenors;andinseadofhecrosier,hemysicarrowisbornebeforehee

inoherwords,hisishedayonwhichhosecharminglilemissives,yclepedvalenines,crossandinercrosseachoheraeverysreeandurninghewearyandallforspenwope

yposmansinksbeneahaloadofdelicaeembarrassmens,nohisowniisscarcelycredibleowhaanexenhisephemeralcourshipiscarriedoninhislovingown,ohegreaenrichmenofporers,andderimenofknockersandbellwiresinheselilevisualinerpreaions,noemblemissomonashehear,——halilehreecorneredexponenofallourhopesandfears,——hebesuckandbleedinghear;iiswisedandoruredinomoreallegoriesandaffecaionshananoperahawhaauhoriywehaveinhisoryormyhologyforpcingheheadquarersandmeropolisofgodcupidinhisanaomicalsearaherhaninanyoher,isnoveryclear;buwehavegoi,andiwillserveaswelsanyoherelsewemigheasilyimagine,uponsomeohersysemwhichmighhaveprevailedforanyhingwhichourpahologyknowsoheconrary,aloveraddressinghismisress,inperfecsimpliciyoffeeling,”madam,myliverandforuneareenirelyayourdisposal;”orpuingadelicaequesion,”amanda,haveyouamidriffobesow?”bucusomhasseledhesehings,andawardedheseaofsenimenoheaforesaidriangle,whileislessforunaeneighbourswaiaanimandanaomicaldisance

nomanysoundsinlife,andiincludeallurbanandallruralsounds,exceedinineresaknockahedoori”givesaveryechoohehronewherehopeisseaed”buisissuesseldomanswerohisoraclewihiniissoseldomhajushepersonwewanoseeesbuofallhecmorousvisiaionshewelesinexpecaionishesoundhaushersin,orseemsousherin,avalenineasheravenhimselfwashoarsehaa

ouncedhefaalenranceofduncan,soheknockofheposmanonhisdayisligh,airy,confiden,andbefiingohabringehgoodidingsiislessmechanicalhanonoherdays;youwillsay,”haisnohepos,iamsure”visionsoflove,ofcupids,ofhymens——delighfuleernalmonpces,which”havingbeenwillwaysbe”whichnoschoolboynorschoolmancanwrieaway;havingyourirreversiblehroneinhefancyandaffecions——whaareyourranspors,whenhehappymaiden,openingwihcarefulfinger,carefulnoobreakheemblemaicseal,burssuponhesighofsomewelldesignedallegory,someype,someyouhfulfancy,nowihouverses

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ocence,andjusofanageoenjoyreceivingavalenine,andjusofaemperobearhedisappoinmenofmissingonewihgoodhumourebisanarisofnomonpowers;inhefancyparsofdesigning,perhapsinferioronone;hisnameisknownaheboomofmanyawellexecuedvigeinhewayofhisprofession,bunofurher;forebismodes,andheworldmeesnobodyhalfwayebmediaedhowhecouldrepayhisyoungmaidenformanyafavourwhichshehaddonehimunknown;forwhenakindlyfacegreesus,houghbupassingby,andneverknowsusagain,norwei,weshouldfeeliasanobligaion;andebdidhisgoodarissehimselfaworkopleasehedamseliwasjusbeforevaleninesdayhreeyearssincehewrough,unseenandunsuspeced,awondrousworkweneednosayiwasonhefinesgilpaperwihborders——full,noofmonhearsandhearlessallegory,buallhepreiessoriesoflovefromovid,andolderpoeshanovid(forebisaschor)herewaspyramusandhisbe,andbesuredidowasnoforgo,norheroandleander,andswansmorehansangincayser,wihmoosandfancifuldevices,suchasbeseemed,——aworkinshorofmagicirisdiphewoofhisonvaleninesevehemendedoheallswallowingindiscriminaeorifice——(oignoblerus!)——ofhemonpos;buhehumblemediumdidisduy,andfromhiswachfulsand,he——nexmorning,hesawhecheerfulmessengerknock,andbyandbyhepreciouschargedeliveredhesaw,unseen,hehappygirlunfoldhevalenine,danceabou,cpherhands,asoneaferohepreyemblemsunfoldedhemselvesshedancedabou,nowihlighlove,orfoolishexpecaions,forshehadnolover;or,ifshehad,nonesheknewhacouldhavecreaedhosebrighimageswhichdelighedheriwasmorelikesomefairypresen;agodsend,asourfamiliarlypiousancesorsermedabenefireceived,wherehebenefacorwasunknowniwoulddohernoharsgoodoloveheunknownionlygivehisasaspecimenofebandhismodeswayofdoingaconcealedkindness

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