ifbyworsbeonlymeanhemosfarfechedandsarling,weagreeoiapunisnoboundbyhewswhichliminicerwiiisapisolleoffaheear;noafeaheroickleheinelleciisananicwhichdoesnosanduponma

ers,buesboundinginohepresence,anddoesnoshowhelessicforbeingdraggedinsomeimesbyheheadandshoulderswhahoughilimpalile,orprovedefeciveinoneleg——allhe[p258]beerapunmayeasilybeoocuriousandarificialwhohasnoaoimeoroherbeenaaparyofprofessors(himselfperhapsanoldoffenderinhaline),where,aferringingaroundofhemosingeniousconceis,everymanconribuinghissho,andsomeherehemosexpershooersofheday;afermakingapoorwordrunhegaunleilliisreadyodrop;aferhuningandwindingihroughallhepossibleambagesofsimirsounds;afersqueezing,andhauling,anduggingai,illheverymilkofiwillnoyieldadropfurher——suddenlysomeobscure,unhoughoffellowinaer,whowasneverpreniceoherade,whomhepanyforverypiypassedover,aswedobyaknownpoormanwhenamoneysubscripionisgoinground,noonecallinguponhimforhisquoa——hasalonceeouwihsomehingsowhimsical,yesoperinen;sobrazeninispreensions,yesoimpossibleobedenied;soexquisielygood,andsodeplorablybadahesameime,——haihasprovedarobinhoodssho;——anyhinguleriorohaisdespairedof;andheparybreaksup,unanimouslyvoingiobeheverywors(hais,bes)punofheeveninghisspeciesofwiishebeerfornobeingperfecinallisparswhaigainsinpleeness,ilosesi

auralnesshemoreexaclyisaisfieshecriical,helessholdihasuponsomeoherfaculieshepunswhicharemosenerainingarehosewhichwillleasbearananalysisofhiskindishefollowing,recorded,wihasorofsigma,inoneofswifsmiscelnies

anoxfordschor,meeingaporerwhowascarryingaharehroughhesrees,accosshimwihhisexraordinaryquesion:”prihee,friend,ishahyownhare,orawig?”

hereisnoexcusinghis,andnoresisingiamanmighblurensidesofpaperinaempingadefenceofiagainsacriicwhoshouldbeugherproofhequibbleiniselfisnoconsiderableiisonlyanewurngiven,byalilefalsepronunciaion,oaverymon,houghnoverycoureousinquirypubyonegenlemanoanoheraadi

erpary,iwouldhavebeenvapid;ohemisressofhehouse,iwouldhaveshownmuchlesswihanrudenesswemusakeinheoaliyofime,pce,andperson;heperlookofheinquiringschor,hedespondinglooksofhepuzzledporer;heonesoppingaleisure,heoherhurryingonwihhisburhen;hei

ocenhoughraherabrupendencyofhefirsmemberofhequesion,wihheuerandinexricableirrelevancyofhesecond;hepce——apublicsree,nofavourableofrivolousinvesigaions;heaffronivequaliyofheprimiiveinquiry(hemonquesion)invidiouslyransferredohederivaive(henewurngivenoi)inheimpliedsaire;namely,hafewofharibeareexpeced[p259]oeaofhegoodhingswhichheycarry,heybeinginmoscounriesconsideredraherasheemporaryruseeshanownersofsuchdainies,whichhefellowwasbegi

ingoundersand;buhenhewigagainesin,andhecanmakenohingofi:allpuogeherconsiueapicure:hogarhcouldhavemadeiinelligibleoncanvass

yenineouofencriicswillpronouncehisaverybadpun,becauseofhedefecivenessinheconcludingmember,whichisisverybeauy,andconsiueshesurprisehesamepersonsshallcryupforadmirablehecoldquibblefromvirgibouhebrokencremona;becauseiismadeouinallisparsandleavesnohingoheimaginaionwevenureocallicold;becauseofhousandswhohaveadmiredi,iwouldhedifficulofindonewhohashearilychuckledaiasappealingohejudgmenmerely(seingherisiblefaculyaside,)wemuspronounceiamonumenofcuriousfeliciybuassomesoriesaresaidobeoogoodoberue,imaywihequalruhbeasseredofhisbiverballusion,haiisoogoodobenauraloneca

ohelpsuspecinghaheincidenwasinvenedofihelineiwouldhavebeenbeerhadibeenlessperfeclikesomevirgilianhemisichs,ihassufferedbyfillinguphenimiumvicinawasenoughinconscience;hecremonae,aferwardsloadsiiisinfacadoublepun;andwehavealwaysobservedhaasuperfoeaioninhissorofwiisdangerouswhenamanhassaidagoodhing,iisseldompoliicofollowiupwedonocareobecheaedasecondime;or,perhaps,hemindofman(wihreverencebeispoken)isnocapaciousenougholodgewopunsaaimeheimpression,obeforcible,musbesimulaneousandundivided