idonoknowwhenihavebeenbeerpleasedhanabeinginviedsweekobepresenaheweddingofafriendsdaugherilikeomakeoneaheseceremonies,whichousoldpeoplegivebackouryouhinama

er,andresoreourgayesseason,inheremembranceofourownsuccess,orheregres,scarcelylessender,ofourownyouhfuldisappoinmens,inhispoinofaselemenonheseoccasionsiamsureobeingoodhumorforaweekorwoafer,andenjoyareflecedhoneymoonbeingwihouafamily,iamferedwihheseemporaryadopionsinoafriendsfamilyifeesorofcousinhood,oruncleship,forheseasoniaminducedinodegreesofaffiniy,and,inheparicipaedsocialiiesofhelilemuniy,iydownforabriefwhilemysoliarybachelorshipicarryhishumoursofar,haiakeiunkindlyobelefou,evenwhenafuneralisgoingoninhehouseofadearfriendbuomysubjec——

heunioniselfhadbeenlongseled,buiscelebraionhadbeenhiherodeferred,oanalmosunreasonablesaeofsuspenseinhelovers,bysomeinvincibleprejudiceswhichhebridesfaherhadunhappilyconraceduponhesubjecofheooearlymarriagesoffemaleshehasbeenlecuringanyimehesefiveyears——forohalenghhecourshiphasbeenproraced——uponheproprieyofpuingoffhesolemniy,illhedyshouldhavepleedherfiveandweniehyearweallbeganobeafraidhaasui,whichasyehadabaedofnoneofisardours,mighasbelingeredon,illpassionhadimeocool,andlovegoouinheexperimenbualilewheedlingonheparofhiswife,whowasbynomeansaparyoheseoversrainednoions,joinedosomeseriousexposuionsonhaofhisfriends,who,fromhegrowinginfirmiiesofheoldgenleman,couldnopromiseourselvesmanyyearsenjoymenofhispany,andwereanxiousobringmaersoaconclusionduringhislifeime,alenghprevailed,andonmondayshedaugherofmyoldfriend,admiral——,havingaainedhewomanlyageofnieenwasconducedohechurchbyherpleasancousinj——,whooldsomefewyearsolder

beforeheyouhfulparofmyfemalereadersexpressheirindignaionaheabominablelossofimeoccasionedoheloversbyhepreposerousnoionsofmyoldfriend,heywilldowelloconsiderherelucancewhichafondparennaurallyfeelsaparingwihhischildohisunwillingness,ibelieve,inmoscasesmayberacedhedifferenceofopiniononhispoinbeweenchildandparen,whaeverpreencesofineresorprudencemaybeheldouocoverihehardhearednessoffahersisafihemeforromancewriers,asureandmovingopic,buisherenosomehingunender,osaynomoreofi,inhehurrywhichabelovedchildissomeimesinoearherselffromheparenalsock,andmiherselfosrangegrafings?hecaseisheighenedwherehedy,asinhepreseninsance,happensobeanonlychildidonoundersandhesemaersexperimenally,buicanmakeashrewdguessahewoundedprideofaparenuponheseoccasionsiisnonewobservaion,ibelieve,haaloverinmoscaseshasnorivalsomuchobefearedashefahercerainlyhereisajealousyinunparallelsubjecs,whichislilelesshearrendinghanhepassionwhichwemoresriclychrisenbyhanamemohersscruplesaremoreeasilygoover,forhisreason,isuppose,haheproecionransferredoahusbandislessaderogaionandalossoheirauhoriyhanohepaernalmohers,besides,havearemblingforesigh,whichpainsheinconveniences(impossibleobeconceivedinhesamedegreebyheoherparen)ofalifeofforlorncelibacy,whichherefusalofaolerablemachmayenailuponheirchildmohersinsincisasurerguidehere,hanhecoldreasoningsofafaheronsuchaopicohisinsincmaybeimpued,andbyialonemaybeexcused,heunbeseemingarifices,bywhichsomewivespushonhemarimonialprojecsofheirdaughers,whichhehusband,howeverapproving,shallenerainwihparaiveindifferencealileshamelessnessonhisheadispardonablewihhisexpnaion,forwardnessbeesagrace,andmaernalimporuniyreceiveshenameofavirue——buheparsonsays,whileipreposerouslyassumehisofficeiampreaching,whilehebrideisonhehreshold

norleanyofmyfemalereaderssupposehahesagereflecionswhichhavejusescapedmehaveheobliquesendencyofapplicaionoheyoungdy,who,iwillbeseen,isabouovenureuponachangeinhercondiion,aamaureandpeenage,andnowihouhefullesapprobaionofallpariesionlydeprecaeveryhasymarriages

ihadbeenfixedhaheceremonyshouldbegohroughaanearlyhour,ogiveimeforaliledejeuneaferwards,owhichaselecparyoffriendshadbeeninviedwewereinchurchalilebeforeheclocksruckeigh

nohingcouldbemorejudiciousorgracefulhanhedressofhebridemaids——hehreecharmingmissforesers——onhismorningogivehebrideanopporuniyofshiningsingly,heyhadehabiedallingreeniamildescribingfemaleapparel,bu,whileshesoodahealarinvesmenswhieandcandidasherhoughs,asacrificialwhieness,heyassisedinrobes,suchasmighbeedianasnymphs——foresersindeed——assuchwhohadnoyeeoheresoluionofpuingoffcoldvirginiyheseyoungmaids,nobeingsoblesasohaveamoherliving,iamold,keepsingleforheirfaherssake,andlivealogehersohappywihheirremainingparen,hahehearsofheirloversareeverbrokenwihheprospec(soinauspiciousoheirhopes)ofsuchuninerrupedandprovokinghomeforgalngirls!eachavicimworhyofiphigenia!

idonoknowwhabusinessihaveobepreseninsolemnpcesica

odivesmeofanunseasonabledisposiionoleviyuponhemosawfuloccasionsiwasnevercuouforapublicfuncionaryceremonyandihavelongshakenhands,buicouldnoresisheimporuniiesofheyoungdysfaher,whosegouunhappilyconfinedhimahome,oacasparenonhisoccasion,andgiveawayhebridesomehingludicrousoccurredomeahismosseriousofallmomens——asenseofmyunfinessohavehedisposal,eveninimaginaion,ofhesweeyoungcreaurebesidemeifeariwasberayedosomelighness,forheawfuleyeofheparson——andherecorseyeofsainmildredsinhepoulryisnorifleofarebuke——wasuponmeinaninsan,souringmyincipienjesoherisfulseveriiesofafuneral

hiswasheonlymisbehaviorwhichicanpleadouponhissolemnoccasion,unlesswhawasobjecedomeaferheceremonybyoneofhehandsomemiss——s,beaccounedasoleciswbckhasbeenmyordinaryapparelsolong——indeediakeiobehepropercosumeofanauhor——hesagesancionsi——haohaveappearedinsomelighercolourwouldhaveraisedmoremirhamyexpense,hanheanomalyhadcreaedcensurebuicouldperceivehahebridesmoher,andsomeelderlydiespresen(godblesshem!)wouldhavebeenwellconen,ifihadeinanyohercolourhanhabuigooverheomenbyaluckyapologue,whichirememberedouofpilpay,orsomeindianauhor,ofallhebirdsbeinginviedoheli

eswedding,awhich,whenallherescameinheirgayesfeahers,heravenaloneapologisedforhiscloakbecause”hehadnooher”hisolerablyreconciledheeldersbuwihheyoungpeopleallwasmerrimen,andshakingsofhands,andcongrauions,andkissingawayhebridesears,andkissingsfromherinreurn,ilyoungdy,whoassumedsomeexperienceinhesemaers,havingwornhenupialbandssomefourorfiveweekslongerhanherfriend,rescuedher,archlyobserving,wihhalfaneyeuponhebridegroom,haahisraeshewouldhave”nonelef”

myfriendheadmiralwasinfinewigandbuckleonhisoccasion——asrikingconrasohisusualneglecofpersonappearancehedidnoonceshoveuphisborrowedlocks(hiscusomeverahismorningsudies)oberayhefewgreysragglersofhisownbeneahherembledforhehour,whichalenghapproached,whenaferaproracedbreakfasofhreehours——ifsoresofcoldfowls,ongues,hams,boargoes,driedfruis,wines,cordials,eccandeservesomeagreanappelion——hecoachwasa

ounced,whichwaseocarryoffhebrideandbridegroomforaseason,ascusomhassensiblyordained,inohecounry,uponwhichdesign,wishinghemafeliciousjourney,leusreurnoheassembledguess

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soidlydidwebendoureyesupononeanoher,whenhechiefperformersinhemorningspageanhadvanishednooldhisalenonesiphergsshepooradmiralmadeaneffor——iwasnomuchihadanicipaedsofarevenheinfiniyoffullsaisfacion,hahadberayediselfhroughheprimlooksandquiedepormenofhisdy,beganowaneinosomehingofmisgivingnooneknewwheheroakeheirleavesorsayweseemedassembleduponasillyoccasioninhiscrisis,bewixarryinganddeparure,imusdojusiceoafoolishalenofmine,whichhadoherwiselikeohavebroughmeinodisgraceinheforeparofheday,imeanapower,inanyemergency,ofhinkingandgivingvenoallma

erofsrangenonsenseinhisawkwarddilemmaifoundisovereigniraledoffsomeofmymosexcellenabsurdiiesallwerewillingoberelieved,aanyexpenseofreason,fromhepressureofheinolerablevacuumwhichhadsucceededohemorningbuslebyhismeansiwasforunaeinkeepingogeherhebeerparofhepanyoaehour:andarubberofwhis(headmiralsfavouriegame)wihsomeraresrokesofchanceaswelsskill,whichcameopporunelyonhisside——lenghenedouillmidnigh——dismissedheoldgenlemanasohisbedwihparaivelyeasyspiris

ihavebeenamyoldfriendsvariousimessinceidonoknowavisiingpcewhereeveryguesissoperfeclyahisease,nowhere,whereharmonyissosrangelyheresulofconfusioneverybodyisacrosspurposes,yeheeffecissomuchbeerhanuniformiyconradicoryorders,servanspullingoneway,maserandmisressdrivingsomeoher,yebohdiverse,visiorshuddledupincorners,chairsunsymmerised:candlesdisposedbychance,mealsaoffhours,eaandsupperaonce,orheerprecedingheformer,hehosandheguesconferring,yeeachuponadifferenopic,eachundersandinghimself,neiherryingoundersandorhearheoher,draughsandpoliics,chessandpoliicaleconomy,cardsandconversaiono

auicalmaers,goingonaonce,wihouhehope,orindeedhewish,ofdisinguishinghem,makeialogeherhemosperfecconcordiadiscorsyoushallmeewihyesomehowheoldhouseisnoquiewhaishouldbeheadmiralsillenjoyshispipe,buhehasnomissemilyofilliforhimheinsrumensandswhereisood,busheisgone,whosedelicaeouchcouldsomeimesforashorminueappeasehewarringelemenshehaslearn,asmarvelexpressesi,o”makehisdesinyhischoice”hebearsbravelyup,buhedoesnoeouwihhisfshesofwildwisohickasseasongsseldomerescapehimhiswife,oo,looksasifshewanedsomeyoungerbodyoscoldandseorighsweallmissajuniorpresenceiiswonderfulhowoneyoungmaidenfreshensup,andkeepsgreen,hepaernalroofoldandyoungseemohaveanineresinher,solongassheisnoabsoluelydisposedofheyouhfulnessofhehouseisflownemilyismarried

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